Hello, hello! How’s everyone doing this lovely Wednesday? Are you ready for whatever holiday you celebrate? We’re not doing anything special. So, I suppose we’re ready! Anyway, I was going through my Facebook memories and came across one of those stupid old games where you put your iTunes or whatever on shuffle and whatever song comes on is the answer to the question. It gets weird sometimes, but I always thought they were fun, so I’m doing it here. I’m using my liked songs on Spotify and skipping songs that aren’t mostly English because I’m too lazy to look up translations. Here we go…

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW STRANGE IT SOUNDS.
4. Explain why this song makes sense.

IF SOMEONE SAYS ‘ARE YOU OKAY?’ YOU SAY
“Fantastic, That’s You” by Louis Armstrong
Who cares about me? You’re fantastic and that’s all I care about.

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
“We’re Gonna Be Okay” by Thomas Nicholas Band and Bowling for Soup
Me and the voices in my head are okay, I guess.

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
“A Spoonful of Sugar” from Mary Poppins
Do I really like them on the sweet side?

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
“Strangers in the Night” by Frank Sinatra
I promise I’m not looking for love or whatever. Maybe I just want to go dancing.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
“A Change is Gonna Come” by Sam Cooke
Keep surviving, I guess.

WHAT’S YOUR MOTTO?
“Walkin’ in the Rain” by Jay and the Americans
Keep walking in the rain and wishing on the stars above. I don’t know.

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
“No Scrubs” by TLC
Apparently they think I have standards and I’m okay with that. Or maybe I’m a scrub and they don’t want me?

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
“Radical Self-Love” by IAMX
I mean… Mom always said I only cared about myself. I guess. I have no idea.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
“Keep on Smilin'” by Wet Willie
Keep on smilin’ through the rain, laughing at the pain. Yup. I remind myself about that a lot.

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
“Think for Yourself” by the Beatles.
Figure it out yourself.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
“High” by James Blunt
Will you be my shoulder when I’m grey and older?

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
“Fat Bottomed Girls” by Queen
We make the rockin’ world go ’round?

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
“No Time” by the Guess Who
I’m on my way to better things? I doubt it.

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
“Joey” by Concrete Blonde
Don’t get crazy…

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
“Pain” by Jimmy Eat World
It’s a lie, a kiss with open eyes.

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
“Step Up” by Drowning Pool
If you must choose Drowning Pool, I’d rather you let the bodies hit the floor, but whatever.

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
“I Alone” by Live
I guess tempting people is a hobby?

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
“I have but One Heart” by Al Martino and Carlo Savina
Monogamy? Only loving one person? I suppose that could be scary.

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
“Play the Game” by Queen
I just lost the game. Damn you, Queen!

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
“I’m Not in Love” by 10cc
If the song is anything to go by, apparently I want to be in deep denial.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
“Drive” by the Cars
Apparently I think they need someone to drive them home. It ain’t me, babe. Different song, I know.

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
“Trippin’ on a Hole in a Paper Heart” by Stone Temple Pilots
I’m not dead and I’m not for sale.